Monday, February 23, 2009

... joke ...

Monday blues??? So jom kita senyum-senyum dulu...

Barbie
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.
He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager, "How much is that new Barbie in the window?"
The Manager replied, "Which one? We have
'Barbie goes to the gym' for $19.95,
'Barbie goes to the Ball' for $19.95,
'Barbie goes shopping' for $19.95,
'Barbie goes to the beach' for $19.95,
'Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for $19.95 and
'Divorced Barbie' for $375.00"
"Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?, the father asked.
The store manager replied: "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat, Ken's furniture and all of Ken's savings."



Sandar joke
Santa in deep thoughts sitting calm, quite,
Banta: What is wrong with you Santa
Santa: Please dont ask
Banta: I am your childhood friend say to me.
Santa: My seven year old son made my secretary pregnant
Banta: Thats not possible
Santa: No he did
Banta: Hows that possible
Santa: He punctured my condoms


Have a hepi monday!!!

16 comments:

PerantauSepi1306 said...

hehehehehe.. lawokkk pepagi hari ;D

rasp said...

perantau,
: nak warm up sblum bekerja :D

eLLy said...

cost Bercerai sekarang nie makin tinggi .. teringat ape yg AC ckp semalam "tak payah belajar tinggi kawin cerai kawin cerai.. pastu tuntut harta"


ish minta simpanggg ....

lily lotus said...

hahahaa..that was so cool!

rasp said...

elly,
: uish, minta dijauhkan lah kan sis...

lily,
: :D hehehehehe..

Khas Lysha said...

he he he.. lawak la.. kong asam jer santa tu..

IdaShah said...

bole gelak sket jerk
sakit gusi lagik :)

mc ta said...

Punctured the condoms?
That's what I suggested to one of fren since wife dia tak tak anak lagih he..he...

Izan said...

happy monday...

lawak lawak...

a-as said...

haha..lawak tul!

Shopaholic Mama said...

pandai si bapak tu blame the son!

atty's said...

hehehehe..senyum atty dpn pc hah..sis..

~ Lady ell ~ said...

siot je lawak nih...hehehe..

rasp said...

khas,
: tu la pasal..ngong tul!

idashah,
: ala cian dia..senyum je cukuplah..

mc ta,
: oooppss ada persamaan plak hehehehe

izan,
: utk hilangkan monday blues :D

a-as,
: :D hehehe

SHM,
: ya rite! hampes tul :D

atty,
: :) hope it brightens ur day

rasp said...

ell,
: heheheheheh :D

Dee said...

lawok..lawok..