Monday blues??? So jom kita senyum-senyum dulu...
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.
He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager, "How much is that new Barbie in the window?"
The Manager replied, "Which one? We have
'Barbie goes to the gym' for $19.95,
'Barbie goes to the Ball' for $19.95,
'Barbie goes shopping' for $19.95,
'Barbie goes to the beach' for $19.95,
'Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for $19.95 and
'Divorced Barbie' for $375.00"
"Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?, the father asked.
The store manager replied: "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat, Ken's furniture and all of Ken's savings."
Santa in deep thoughts sitting calm, quite,
Banta: What is wrong with you Santa
Santa: Please dont ask
Banta: I am your childhood friend say to me.
Santa: My seven year old son made my secretary pregnant
Banta: Thats not possible
Santa: No he did
Banta: Hows that possible
Santa: He punctured my condoms
Have a hepi monday!!!