Thursday, September 11, 2008

... husband & wife ...

Dapat email ni from my fwen.. hehehehehe lawak..

Husband And Wife

1. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!


2. A couple had three children. Two of them were bright, smart, and handsome! but the third child was dull, ugly, and backward.
One day the hubby got suspicious and asked, Tell me the truth, dear.
Is this third child really mine? Yes, dear, replied the wife, but the other two are not.

3. When a bachelor marries, his wife has three qualities: she is an economist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in bed.
After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain, but not in the same order: she is an aristocrat in the kitchen, a devil in the living room and an economist in bed.


4. A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, It really works!

5. I asked my wife, Where do you want to go on our anniversary?
She said, Somewhere I have never been!!
I told her, How about the kitchen??

6. During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband, Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didnt talk for an hour? The hubby replied: Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life.

7. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

14 comments:

TauruzMama said...

kekekeee...ilang ngantuk baca neh..

lily lotus said...

haha..cheer up my day ;)

rasp said...

tauruz,
: ooohhh ngatuk ek :D

lily,
: kelako ek :D

Honeylemon said...

wakaka... thnx 4 sharing sis...

~Eila @ Along~ said...

sis..yang last tu..selalu ok..kalo p shopping..wajib!

Shopaholic Mama said...

eeiiish, yg last tu, mcm sindir aje!

Mieza said...

hahaha...lawak2...:D

moralle said...

wakakaka, gelak sorang2 ni, hehehe...

rasp said...

honeylemon,
: sharing is caring *ahaks*

eila,
: tau tak pe *ihiks*

SHM,
: i rasa yang last tu cam kena kat i pun hahahahhaha

mieza,
: lawak kan :D

moralle,
: uish bahya tu gelak sensorang :D

Ayu said...

hahahahaha sabo jek laaaa....
but i love shopping dengan hubby heheh sbb approval terus dpt and dia sendiri takleh nak reject permintaan I kalo bende yang nak dibeli tuh mmg cantik and juga berguna leee heheh syiokkkk
silap-silap dia yug suruh kite beli hahahaha

kalo g sendiri nanti balik dia ckp apalaa membazir la.. tak nak jimat cermat laa...
so lebih baik gi sesama hahahaha

ladyell said...

muahaha..klakar2.
eh tp parasan tk sumenye trkene pd sang isteri2..huhu

rasp said...

ayu,
: i pun suka gak gi dgn hubby ~ my finance minister *ahaks*

ell,
: a'ah yang :D

pearlEJ said...

lawakkannn... hihihihihi.... hari tu tak ingat sape ntah yg anto this email...

rasp said...

ej,
: hehehehe :D