Dapat email nie dari my fren this morning... mari kita hiburkan hati dengan story 'Ah Beng' si sengal nie * ihiks ihiks *
Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My Mobile No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"
Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
"Oh GOD! U have come again."
Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."
A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the evening and not in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM.