Wednesday, May 7, 2008

... Ah Beng ...

Dapat email nie dari my fren this morning... mari kita hiburkan hati dengan story 'Ah Beng' si sengal nie * ihiks ihiks *


Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My Mobile No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
"Oh GOD! U have come again."

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Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the evening and not in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM.

12 comments:

::aradia:: said...

Oh Ah Beng...hehee...
Selamat bekenalan RASP!! ;)

rasp said...

*ihiks* Ah Beng...

Salam kenal Aradia...

pearlEJ said...

wakakakkakaka... sgt sengal laaa Ah Beng nehh... hihihihi...

Mieza said...

hahaha...lawak sengal siot...:p

ceriakan hari ku....:D

Mieza said...

yang...sori...lupa lak...

ada tag utk ko ya...:D

rasp said...

EJ & Mieza, hehehe mmg sengal si Ah Beng nie.. yepi sokmo uols..

viruspadu said...

hahahaha kelakar sungguh la ahbeng ni

moralle said...

Ni dah Ah Beng story, u kenek cari Ah Lian nye story pulak ah, baru ngam gitu. Not sure in Malaysia, but kalau kat sini, its Ah Beng and Ah Lian, hahaha.

rasp said...

mieza, dah selesai buat dah...

vp, kelakor kan...

moralle, iye ke? ooo kena cari nie *wink wink*

Ted said...

actually nama dia AH BENG 0NG (ah BENGONG!!) ngeee...memandai jek aku..hiks!

TauruzMama said...

muahaaaahaaa..tergelak leww baca nih..aiyaah Ah Beng lu sgt singal wokeh..kih,kih, wa ilang ngantuk maca ini celita..

rasp said...

ted, eh camne u leh tau nama penuh dia... ex bf u ke. no wonder stevie wonder u left him..he very the Beng Ong wakakakaka...

tauruz, lu cudah bole buka lu punya mata aaa!! wa pun manyak suka wooo ni celita! manyak lawak ooo ngehehe